Cute Feminist Cards

I got these last weekend. I love getting cute stuff like this. 

It comes in a cigarette box-like thingy and it's in black and hot pink! :)

It actually reminds me of "Give the bitch her chocolate", (the one that I wrote about here )that I gave to one of my good feminist friends, Faye.  

Let me share with you some of my favorite cards:

  Card 01:
I showed these to my friend Paully, and she asked: " Is there a female ship captain?" ( Oo nga no?, the captain is the last one to leave a sinking ship, I wonder if there is a female ship captain.)

Card 07:
My friend Faye who is a mom to 9 yr old Cheska, shared before that she was feeding baby cheska while typing on her laptop trying to meet a report.

Card 08:
Statistically, this is true.

Card 11:
My guy friends in their late twenties never get tired and still gets super excited over video games, while girls already graduated from Barbie dolls since hitting two digits of age.

Card 13:
This is cliche, because this is often true. :)

Card 15:
I don't know why, but I can tell a lot by looking at the choice of footwear. It need not be signature or branded. But I remember telling a friend that I am attracted to guys wearing loafers/top siders.

Card 16:
To keep this blog in the "General Patronage" category, I will not discuss this. But all I can say is: "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Card 18:
Since I'm doing all the driving lately, I can relate to this one. While my guy friends nag when I drive, my motto on the road is: "In a hurry? Go ahead and fly!"

Card 26:
When I saw this card, I remembered my friend Claire, who mastered the art to welling up tears and batting her pretty eyes to talk her way out of a ticket. Claire is boyish in some sense when you meet her in person, but turns all girly, sensitive and delicate when she turn the tears on. I know it's something I cannot pull off. (Claire, teach me! haha!)

Card 27:
My friend Faye can probably swear on this one, not on her, but based from me. Last year I was upset and worried during class that I had to take out and apply my full bright red lippies that I gave her a mild cardiac arrest about how fast I was able to transform my mood via lipstick.

Card 32:
I don't think I need to elaborate on this one, but it doesn't feel like we're having our genitals cut off when we admit that we are wrong.

Card 35:
This is true. Women monitors their period and hormones that's why that Jerry Springer show and the one with the DNA test is more often unreal.

Card 36:
I dated a Momma's Boy, and all I can say is: "Whew!"

Card 43:
Why waste all energy when I can ask?

Card 45:
It may be because of the patriarchal upbringing but this is true. I cannot count how may stories of cheating husbands I've heard and learned that traces back to the bottom line of power imbalance in the household (read: wife earns more money than husband, so they cheat to feel good about themselves).

Card 46:
As I have said, why go through all the hassle?

Card 47:
I admire women, most especially moms. Because they are the most likely the one described in this card.

Card 48:
This is why females/women are good at negotiation and haggling. :)


I wonder if the makers (of this card) have the Male version... I really would love to read that! :)