Give the Bitch Her Chocolate

As I have written in my previous entry, this really cute thing deserves her own post. :)


I love cute finds. And this one is an example. Give the Bitch Her Chocolate. I got this yesterday at a Book Sale, and before buying it, I just have to check the contents.

The Cover

According to the back of the package:

EAT. DRINK. BITCH.
GIVE THE BITCH HER CHOCOLATE serves up a fresh feast of edible, potable quotables from diva-licious sames who bring haute cuisine to a whole new level. Each daring dictum dishes on the delights of chocolate, coffee, booze, and other intoxicating comestibles, and is cleverly paired with a vintage illustration. GIVE THE BITCH HER CHOCOLATE is the ultimate gift for a favorite foodie, churlish chocoholic, or domestic dominatrix who believes bitchiness isn't just an attitude- it's a lifestyle. 

Since I will be giving this to a friend of mine, I decided to take photos of the contents and chose the ones that "did strike home"!

Kuma-Climate Change Concerned Citizen effect!

If only I can reproduce this... I'll give these to...

I love this! I have a feeling that it'll be the main decoration on my table

Oh how I remember the "Coffee Posers"

When I was still working as a Vampire

How I really don't like Veggies

Do I need to say more? 

Super LOL!

Super Me! I mean, I can cook but I just don't want to because there's Apy! Haha! 

Oh how I miss Bacon! The one that my mudra orders from someone she knows has the crisp that is incomparable and could give Purefoods a run for their moolah!

PMS

Agree

Paging... Mina?

I am super in love with this!

Hahahaha, I don't even know where to begin ... or who to start to relate it to

I remember someone's mom making pot brownies :)

Oh yes!

When I feel depressed about work and all I can think of is reward my self with... Chili's!

How hard it is to diet. But then I am more in love with what I read before: " So what if I'm chubby? You're Ugly and I can diet! " LOL! 

For early Saturday Morning Classes

We used to have beer as early as 5:30 in the morning, that was when I was still a working Vampire

Apy: Ate this is so you.

Reminds me of Angelina Jolie in  the movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith "

Reminds me of surprising people that we get to know eventually

For Apy. She was into Tofu last week. I only want it when it is "Tofu and Baboy" with San Mig Light and 'Blacksheep' Boys ( Guy friends from High school) 

Ehem

Agree?

I remember Mina again. Haha.

If this is possible, I feel like I can blog for hours nonstop!

I really like almost all the contents that I took photos of the entire thing, and only posted my favorites here.


Give the Bitch her Chocolate is available at all leading Bookstores nationwide.