I will Taylor Swift You

You know how Taylor Swift is popular for writing songs based on her love life?

And who can ever forget that famous song "Dear John" about John Mayer?

And for those of you who knew about my old blog, that I write about the selected "award-winning" men that I have gone out with?

Guess what baby? Since you're googling me a lot, I guess I have to be fair that I should warn you.

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A friend told me today that perhaps my past relationship stories are meant to be told as warning for friends. I appreciate how my ranting and regrets appeared to be some kind of crazy wisdom that I share with my friends.

You have been warned baby. I will Taylor Swift you.

I don't care if you Kanye West me, because I will fuckin' Chris Brown you.

Both of you.